My first trimester was really easy, and thinking back I wish it hadn't been. Ever heard "The sicker the mother, the healthier the baby"?
Well, this is a list of all the nasty first trimester pregnancy symptoms I want to have the next time around. Can you imagine praying these things upon yourself?
- The achiest, sorest boobs EVER!
- Constipation (again, but maybe worse this time)
- Bleeding - seems odd right, but I want some mega implantation bleeding.
- Vomit and crazy nausea
- Heartburn
- Breast secretions
- I want to be dead tired
- Darkening areolas
- Cravings for the worst foods ever
There's more, if I think of others, I'll add them.
4 comments :
Heather,
Sorry to hear about your loss. I sense that you are grieving in your own way. After you get back we will have to compare Hawaii pictures and chat.
George T.
I just left a comment under Jer's name and thought he might sue me for impersonation so I deleted it. Here it is:
I know you're kind of serious but I had a really good giggle reading down the list - is that okay? I can't wait to hear about the multiple horrible symptoms some day.
Tan - I was serious, and yet I hoped that someone would laugh. Thanks! If and when we get prego again, I will give in all gruesome detail the accounts of my horrible symptoms - that I will LOVE.
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